Red Encabo

Breaking News: Destructionatore will officially close by this date--February 11, 2012.

Destructionatore
February 22, 2008 - February 11, 2012

Unable to reach his fourth year at Webs, he feels that Webs is no longer good. I asked him if I should work on his site much longer, and he replied, "No. I HATE Webs every since you deleted my once-awesome site. So instead, just leave it or delete it." It is I that I have to blame. In the late period of 2008, I downgraded his site. He became mad, saying to me that "he can't work under these circumstances." But in other words, what will he be doing now?

He said that he wanted to make a collage Team Fortress 2 videos, but only to upload the playlist to YouTube. He has not been using his YouTube for a long period of time, only using it to watch adult content (well, not adult, adult content.) Destructionatore also said that since he is a premium Team Fortress 2 user, he will be trading and idling with others. At the same time, he said he will play for a real purpose, and at that--he will trade some his useless or already have weapons for other benefits.

To remember the times of Destructionatore, let me go back to the times when Destructionatore actually works on his site.

In February 15, 2008, Creepster opened his first and only site. I told Destructionatore, "See, what do you know? [He] made his own site, and you're the one left out."

"Let me try then," Rico said. He tried it and continued to work on it. But then on September 2008, he probably blew a fuse. When I confessed to him that I 'screwed with his site and made it HTML-only, Destructionatore placed his head down, only hoping this wouldn't happen. He made a new site, called Secretzs, and I ruined the project using member-stuff and all that crap. Then, by that case, Rico says, "Making sites is getting boring. Just delete it."

Rico decided quitting Webs, and came back to edit his old site on October 11, 2011. Nothing really new was typed, and he told me to delete it.

"Why don't you like to edit sites?" I asked him.
"Because it's gay," Rico answered.
"For real Rico," I told him. "Why? How is it gay?"
"It's not fun."

That really and truly explains everything here. Destructionatore ends his 3-year (or 4-year) career at Webs.

Above as you can see is the new profile picture I will be using for the Extra Updates.

Anyways, I have been doing many things today. I have been trying hard to get new members for the community, for Shadow Infinite & Creepster's Lair. There are more news but I guess this is the main stuff. Here is what you can expect today.

Shadow Infinite did not get any members yet and Creepster's Lair gained 1 member last month. This is not progress. In fact, it is neither improving nor increasing. What we are trying to do to gain more traffic is by joining traffic-increasing sites. If we do this, the hypothesis of our visitors and members increasing will increase beyond the goal. The goal for Creepster's Lair is to get 5,000 visitors its entire overall life by the beginning of 2013. So far, Creepster's Lair has approximately 3,500 visitors, being above half of its goal. However, it only received a petite total of 6 members. Shadow Infinite just re-opened, and we placed Shadow Infinite into the spotlight twice. But that is all for this segment.

I will work on Destructionatore because it doesn't look very nice. We have decided adding Team Fortress 2 pages because of the rapid interest of the game.

Speaking of advertising and traffic, we hope to receive money only for visitors to, well, visit. This will give us benefits, like a free domain and unlimited pages. I hope I can get a premium, but I do not have any money as of now. Ending, it is one week until Creepster's Lair's 4th Year at Webs--yes, 4th year. We will not have a celebration because 1) we need to work on things, 2) we need to find more members, and 3) the 5th year is coming, and we want to make it even more special.

For the first blog entry to be in the Outside News category, well, this is about the Super Bowl XLVI. Now I am not very good at football and don't know anything about football, I just watch it--to cheer on my team and for fun. So here are some things to discuss about the Super Bowl yesterday.

I watched pretty much everything--except the commercials. I know the commercials or ads have to be big or something but I hate advertisement on TV. Websites... fine, but TV? Cable was regularly supposed to be ad-free. Weird.

I went to my cousin's house by walking. Ginger, a Jack Russell/Pit Bull mix walked with us. It was pretty long, being probably 53 minutes. The moment we got there Aceofshadows and Creepster left to do some "stuff," so it's basically us in the house. We watched the first quarter, seeing New York with 9 points, the Patriots with none.

At 7:00 we were picked up and went home knowing Kuya Alex was going to visit and eat with us, with Ate Nida at the Philippines for a week long. We continued watching the Super Bowl. Patriots came back later, with a 1-point lead, 9-10 New England.

Who did I thought was going to win and who did I root for? Again, I don't care who wins. It's should be a fun game to watch fan or not. However, I did think the Pats would win, but then again, I don't think they should. Rico completely supported the Giants, and wanted them to win. So did mom. Dad was at my side, as he didn't care who won and that he thought New England was going to win.

But because I had so much work to do on that Sunday, I kind of missed the Super Bowl. I didn't complain or whine or cry about it. What did I do instead?

I went to NBC Sport's website and watched it live there.

Okay, I only heard it while working, and mom said that New York was then 2-points behind the Patriots. I pretty much ignored her. If New York wants to win, they better make a touchdown, and they did.

And blah, blah, blah, we all knew New York won it 21-17. You know what was unbelievable to me is that New York came all this way to win. New England I would have to feel sad for. Lost against the Giants in Super Bowl XLII, becoming 18-1, now they lost this one. I decided looking for some comments at NFL.com and when it appeared, people were happy the Patriots lost, not happy that the Giants won. Even some guy said that. But anyways I give congrats to the New York Giants, they deserved it.

Here is another update coming for I, Red Encabo. It's the weekdays so I do not have the time to be posting entries. So here is a quick view of everything this week:

Rico's birthday is going to happen on Groundhog's Day, February 2, 2012. I would like to have him receive the great birthday he deserves. Last year, it wasn't totally great. Even though Ultimate9011 (that is his nickname) shouldn't of ever complained, well, he did. But this year, we need our hopes up that the same situation will not be happening again.

We are releasing the Photo Junkies, another name for the photo gallery. Aceofshadows added 19 new photos in an all-new photo album, something called "Funny." Photo Junkies will be revamped--but to revamp means not to change everything, but to change the design of the gallery. We would like Shadow Infinite to stay clean, organized, and random. At the same time, nonetheless, we do agree that we require enough time to complete the process.

Because Creepster's Lair isn't getting enough ideas, I decided to work on it later. However, I am going to increase the Webs Credits for the original Creepster's Lair so then we can reach our goal. We haven't done the referrals yet, but it's soon to come.

If you haven't seen the new upcoming events sidebar content box, well, you should've seen it a long time ago. It will have a postage of events and happenings. At the other stuff list, you can click on what is going on this month (like January) and that's what you should know. Starting February, we're going to clear out the Other Stuff Links.

Here is another story about reality featuring my best friends Creepster and Aceofshadows, plus my brother, Rico, or Ultimate9011. So far Creepster and Aceofshadows are arguing about jobs in MySims Freeplay on the iPad. Okay... what else? Now Creepster and Aceofshadows is laughing, and now... Aceofshadows is choking. Aceofshadows is looking at what I am typing. Creepster said to Rico that "Amanda better not be in band or else." So far, Creepster is playing the iPad, Aceofshadows is drinking, and Rico is pacing about. Aceofshadows requested Creepster to become an athlete.

Creepster, said that he will be playing some simple stuff in his band. But why would I tell you where and what his school is? Aceofshadows wants Rico to play the saxophone. Rico answers back, "You then owe me 4 million bucks."

"You can be a firefighter, artist, and politician," Creepster said about jobs in his game.
"All of those jobs are lame," Ultimate9011 replied.
"Your town's now ain't worth crap," Aceofshadows said.
"What?" I questioned.
"Your town's now ain't worth crap," Aceofshadows repeatingly said. Continuing to play MySims with Creepster and Rico, Aceofshadows decided to become a politician.

"Stop!" Creepster complained, with Aceofshadows breathing hardly.
"Rico thinks he has bragging rights all because his initials are RAGE," Robert said.
"Suck my anus," Rico said. "Lick my anus... lickbutt."

Robert looks at the computer and then says, "Red, you're typing all of this?"
"Let's mess everything up!" Aceofshadows declared, typing random letters. "Deedlywersdfahdfashfaksfhdajkf!" He started making retarded noises. Stephen is saying to me now that "This site is good, for stalkers!" Now he cheers about this statement. "Yeah!"

"By the way," Aceofshadows said. "Check out Shadow Infinite, I added new photos." I'm glad he's back on working on the site.

"Rico, you're an athlete," Aceofshadows says, laughing. "You're an athlete! You're an athlete!" Ace grabs Rico's piece of crap worksheet on Social Studies. Aceofshadows decided to be a know-it all and said it up Rico's face. Now, they begin to argue about the times when the United States began to form.

"They did not come here for gold," Aceofshadows assured. "They came here for freedom..." He started and continued to ask questions about America, in a moronic way. He suddenly looks at the computer after Robert told him to look to see what I typed. I was typing his real name before it published, and Ace hit my arm with his fist.

"Hey Red," Creepster said. "What would you like to name your character?"
"Bob Bobbinson," I said.
"What a stupid name... okay... then what would you like to have for a personality? Geek? Rocker?"
"Geek," I answered.
"Okay," Creep told me. "What a geek..."

Ace was enraged of the fact that all of the answers are wrong. However, Creepster said that Aceofshadows is just being like that to be funny, but he's being stupid. I think I would have to agree. Another dimwit war happens: Aceofshadows confiscates the iPad from Creepster and runs like a maniac. He returns to the bedroom, and ends up in the bed. "Ohh!" He said with relaxation. "Ohh! My muscles are stretching." Rico is laughing like a moron. Aceofshadows tells Rico about the swimming classes and Creepster interrupts him, saying, "No, no, you're a faggot. No, no." Ace says, "I can swim faster than him," and whispers to Rico. Creepster comes to me and asks if the dressing is acceptable. I said, "Fine, whatever..." Creepster said, "I chose these pants because I know how you act gay sometimes, so I decided choosing this pants so everyone can see the weiner. Oh! You can see his butt! Ugh!"

"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, penis, dick, dick, dick, penis, dick..." Ace whispered.
"You know what **** is?" Rico asked.
"Yeah," Aceofshadows answered. "You know what ****** cartoons are?"
"Yeah!" Rico said.
"Wanna see?" Ace said. "Hey Red, let me control the mouse." He took power of the mouse and searched up on Google, bleepy derpy derp. You shouldn't know. Creepster wanted to look, too, and Rico said for him to see it, too. When we all looked at pictures of it, and Rico says, "I love it now."

Aceofshadows then decided searching for blue waffle, and it just shows pictures of blue waffles.
I didn't know or get what he meant searching that up, but then I got it: blue waffles are just well, blue waffles. I don't know what's up, but they want to find ---------------------------------------. Sorry about the censorship, what I was meaning to say was that they wanted to find -----------------------------------.

"Let's go!" an adult said. There is no way I'm going to tell you her name.
*FART*
"Let us go!" she yelled. "Let's go. Now."

One beautiful story ended with a boring, well, just boring. Ace jumps--

Rico wants a turn and now I have to turn it over. Bye! Hyuck!

Well, I'm back with another update. I was "boringly" sitting on a chair during the La Pieta prayers. Even though it was boring (not to be offensive), I know it is really important. But anyways, let me give you a big summary on what will be happening in reality and in the Webs community.

INSIDE WEBS
First of all, what you should know about my undergoing projects are that Megaworldz Unlimited will stop production, and that Creepster's Lair's Premium Content will be worked on once again with the little time that I can afford. But of course, we won't end Megaworldz Unlimited--it's just that we're gonna need to think big for it's old features and new ones too! Creepster's Lair's 2nd website needs work. All of the stuff about the premium website is not working right now and no one is giving us ideas. In the meanwhile, Megaworldz Unlimited will continue to be worked on, Creepster's Lair is our first-planned and first priority.

The question will be: will we continue working on premium content for Creepster? With the lack of support and efficiency to work on it, this idea of making another division of the site makes it even more challenging to plan. But that's all for Creepster's Lair 2 and Megaworldz Unlimited right now.

Have you guys seen the changes on my personal website? You know, the site that you are on right now? Well, if you haven't, let me tell you those changes. In my opinion what I change definitely cleaned the look.

• The background was a little to distracting because the main content background was black (obviously.) The background previously was hex color #600000, which is a darker red. However, I think having it red was still good, but I think that we need to keep the background as minimalist as it i now.
• The "big-contain" title has changed. I changed from using Arvo to Lucida Sans. As you didn't notice, I changed the main font, Actor, to Lucida Sans. I gave the title header a background.
• The footer changed, too. In my opinion the footer looked as if I copied it so I changed some things. I finally linked some of the websites. You know what I mean, right? I mean I don't need to describe every single detail in it.

OUTSIDE WEBS
Outside Webs is the fact that I am at my house where my mom, dad, and "lola" are doing some stuff with the La Pieta International Prayer Group. It was really boring, but then again, it is something important that I have to attend to. Rico had to be in it too, you know. We had something like a novena and then we did an hour and a half long prayers. What saved me from boredom was that a couple of cute kids came to our house. It was something I could get used to for a long time for today.

While that, I want to watch the Pro Bowl, even though it means distracting some of my dad's buddies from talking like a bunch of parrots. What I like to make myself prepared for this kind of moment is some E.S. Posthumus music. In fact, not only did I hear about E.S. Posthumus today, but I am hearing their music now. Dude, their music is epic, much like Two Steps From Hell, Audiomachine, and X-Ray Dog. In my opinion it is way better than what I have mentioned about Antoinette's favorite song, which is rap or hip-hop.

It's 7:08 and it's kind of getting late. Look, I need to lend my bro some of my time for the computer. He needs to doing some trading on his favorite game, which you know what it is... yeah: Team Fortress 2.

Let's just add a little bit more to the crab party subject. As you can see, what you should know is that my brother and a friend (Rico & Phillip) are taking a fight to the next level.

It started when I asked Rico if I could use the computer, not play. Well, he said, "fine, you idiot" and left the computer. Luckily, he didn't do anything to hurt me. In the next ten or twenty minutes or so Rico and Phillip toppled themselves back the room, hitting themselves with "weapons."

From what we can tell, Rico is totally owning the f*ck out of Phillip, but Phillip kind of scares me. He acts as if he was hurt for real, but Rico knows. That makes, me wonder, why would I call this the Dimwit War? Anyways, Rico and Phillip are taking the fight, once again, to a whole new level. What Phillip is asking is if we can "intervene." Rico and Phillip are hitting each other with broken and screwed up towel tubes. What worth of a time.

From what I can hear now is that Phillip called Antoinette and Gayle "lazy." No one so far called me anything, and that's a fact. However, Gayle said, "boys can't hit girls," I guess is why they're not doing anything to "intervene" into this really stupid war.

Now Antoinette told everyone that I said a bad word, and no one cared. What worthless time spent.

Okay, I'm typing what's happening, and Phillip and Rico are hitting each other more and more. It gotten beyond violent to destructive. Well, that's too descriptive. Gayle is hiding herself from the closet. Antoinette is hearing music that I don't like. Music of today's need to change. Really.

"You two have an advantage," Phillip complained at Antoinette and Gayle. "We can't hit you guys."

They are talking about something else.

Rico called his weapon the "four-fingered weapon." Now he said, "Now it's working out." I guess he said that. The moment Rico hit Phillip in the penis, Phillip cried and complained. Phillip said that "Antoinette and Gale suck," and that "they're not helping him."

Still, both Antoinette and Gayle are talking about one stupid thing.

Phillip, complaining more, is saying that "it's not fair." The next thing you know Phillip said, "it's resting time, resting time." Rico says, "we need more of this 'stuff'." Rico, a couple of minutes later, acted perverted and showed me a rubber band reflecting a penis. It was super hilarious. Phillip asks later to the two girls if they would want more juice.

Phillip gets "neglected" and yells, "you suck!" Rico hits Phillip in the face, or balls, and Phillip complains again. He is angry and says, "I'm going to recharge. I'm gonna get a soda." Rico, he wanted to get for him, but NO, Phillip says, "Seriously, don't. I will personally hurt you if you do." Rico showed me how sweaty and smelly the two of them has become. Rico was sweating from his face, hands (palms), and underarms (also known as the armpits.) Rico realizes that he is beginning to smell like "the dog he is." Phillip returns with a pouch of juice.

"Are you ready?" Rico asks Phillip.
"No," Phillip answers.

Ending the Dimwit War....

I begin to show Rico and Phillip this post...
...but they react and hit me with a tube...
...so that means they are going to hit each other again...
...which also means it's not over.

Phillip yells, "Red, you suck!" and starts hitting Rico. Rico gets a pillow and tries defending himself with it, and gets hit in the balls. Phillip tells him to start defending himself. He then looks at the computer and gets mad at me. "You're writing all of this crap?" He yelled. He hits me with a stick. I started laughing, then choking a bit.

Rico hits Phillip in the balls, Phillip cries with excruciating pain. He looks at me again, hitting me again with the tube. After the second minute, he looks at me again, hitting my head. Rico hits Phillip in the leg (more accurately, balls) and yells, "MY LEG!" Antoinette and Gayle start laughing.

"Oh my gosh it worked!" Antoinette gasped, I guess.
"Yeah, this is girl stuff," Gayle said. "Just get into your boy business, okay?"

Rico starts looking at me and Rico and I start laughing like f*ck. Phillip gets up, bonks both of us in the head. He yells, "You suck! You freaking suck! You both suck!"

Antoinette and Gayle are yelling, "What's up, dog? What's up?" at the talking crap.

"Red," Rico says. "This is Phillip's site, not your site."
"No, this is my site," I assured.
"Oh."

Antoinette and Gayle are yelling, "What's up, dog? What's up?" at the talking crap. Okay, maybe I repeated that. Antoinette and Gayle start laughing, and started saying, "What's up, dog? What's up?"

"Dude," Rico faked complained. "I have ass cancer."
"Get a room you two!" Phillip yelled. He gets curious just like Curious George would, and started looking at the computer. "What the f*ck is this?" It says draft.
"Let us show you," I said.

He looks.

"Oh my God!" He yells. "You know what f*ck this I quit!" He leaves the room.
Phillip leaves the room, then returns with a rubber band. He hits me with it.

It didn't hurt.

He does it again.

He hits himself in the eye.

Fail.

Antoinette then wanders around and looks at this blog post. Phillip comes too, and whispers to me, "I will kill you."

"Oh my f*cking God!" Phillip yells. He slamms the rubber band on me.

"Can I pour this on you?" Antoinette says, holding the coke.
I don't think she can.

Rico starts laughing like a complete dumbass and so is everyone surrounding me. It was so funny, I was choking and drooling at the same time. Yeah, at the same time.

Rico all of the sudden chokes Phillip.

"Maybe you should close the door so adults won't see," Antoinette said.

"What are you doing, a blog?" Gayle said. She told me how to spell her name. Well, that's makes me a dumb boy to write this story.

"Too bad, we have to do everything all over again." Rico says.

Phillip throws some piece of crap and it hits the computer. We all start laughing.

Fail.

Antoinette throws something back at him, and it hits him.

Win.

Okay, she's laughing about this. Phillip is so angry, and he hits me again.

Now the war begins: between Rico, Phillip, Antoinette, and Gayle.

Gayle hits me with a tube.

It doesn't hurt.

"Okay this is so not cool," Gayle says, being hit.

Phillip was shivering like a coward, with Rico "defending" him. Then, Antoinette shows me what a penis would look like in a rubber band. Phillip is being held hostage by Rico, and so far, everyone is killing each other. I'm beginning to shiver writing this long special story. I know this will be golden.

Antoinette topples over the desk and laughs so hysterically. Now I think she's choking, and yells something like, "I'm a girl!" I don't know...

We're all acting like complete idiots, and Antoinette and Gayle screamed like the girls they are. The following dialogues were said: "Oh my God" and "Bless my mom."

"Why do you laugh like that?" Antoinette tells me. "And of course we are girls!" The laughing silenced, and it was so funny, I think we're all panting from it.

"A new baby is born!" Antoinette yells. "Awkward silences mean a gay baby is born!"
"Does that make any sense?" Gayle asked.

Now, it's boys vs. girls. The two girls were suffering so badly, they wanted to tell on their daddies. What a sad time to do that. Begging for mercy, and typing this story now at the same time, Rico and Phillip and beating the heck out of the girls. But then the girls striked back, defending themselves and attack with strength. You know what I'm beginning to think they're going to get in trouble for one: being loud, and two: being choatic. Gayle is suffering, I guess, and she's yelling, "Let me be! Let me be!" Wow. You know this is supposed to be small, but it becomes a long story with a cherry on top. A young boy I feel saddened for, for he was standing there, seeing the household war continue.

"Please! Please! Please! Please!" Gayle says. I think we're all suffering. Even myself, for I have to type all of this and fast at the same time. Speaking of the same time, Antoinette wiggled the mouse. Phillip, with Rico and Phillipp defenseless, yells, "Give us a defense, give us a shield."

"If you guys were boys and actually our friends," Rico said, "then we can beat the f*ck out of you."
"But we're girls," Gayle said. "You know what, I'm not going to be part of this, I'm calling 9-1-1..." The fight with lid covers are happening right now. As you can see, next, an adult opens the door. He says, "What are you doing here?"

"A little boy is typing something on the computer." Antoinette explained. Her dad told her to bring the tablet to him to get charged. All of the sudden, Phillip says, "We win! The boys win!"

Boys win. I guess it's over right?

Wrong!

Rico and Phillip are hitting each other. And Antoinette and Gayle disagree with the decision. "Boys win? Nuh-uh!" Then some young kid started reading the sentence before this one. When I was typing this, he yelled at me, saying, "Oh my God! What are you doing?"

Antoinette hits Rico and Phillip and slams them to the ground. It was, in my opinion, what they gotten for messing up her hair. RIco declares a sissy fight and slaps Antoinette. Then, Rico spanks Antoinette in the ass. Gayle said before that, "You know what, I'm not gonna be in any part of this..." The young boy reads the previous sentence again. Antoinette tells Rico that I typed "Rico spanks Antoinette in the ass." Antoinette, all of the sudden, says, "Santa is a bad influence. He swears for about three times, and he's a bad influence."

"Okay, let's go guys... am I gonna leave?" Gayle says. I'm always using the words said, says, told, etc.
"Blub blub blub uh blub blub blub--"
"I'm going to hide under the table," Gayle declares. "I'm in a safe place, I'm in a safe place..."
"Hi." Phillip says. Gayle screams. The young boy (yet I don't know his name) tells Phillip that I am writing about him. Then he complains again, "Oh my God!". The next thing I know Gayle tells me his name is Gio. So I should know it for now on.

It was so loud, even Ate Nida noticed the noise, she wondered and asked them, "What are you doing?"
"Hitting girls!" Rico says.
"Okay." Nida said, and closed the door. The next thing you know, she knocks the door. Of course, I'm using the same statements over and over again to make it more interesting. Gavin is introduced to the "family." Since he is really young, Gayle reminded us not to fight anymore. To end,-- oh wait, Gio is now reading this. He's laughing.. okay.. he's now repeating everything I typed. Please, for Pete's sakes, stop reading this. I will stop--okay now I look at him. And now he has stopped. Everyone are arguing on who won. Now, everyone quieted and focused on Gavin. He's a cute little boy; a precious little boy...

THE END

Just kidding. It's not. Why? Phillip said there is more to it than I think. They wanted Gavin out. Just wanted to. Rico slams Phillip with one hand, and Phillip falls. Rico says "hit ya' with one hand."

"He's gone now," Gio says. Antoinette everyone to be quiet, and hears the music anyways. She said it was her favorite song. It's rap. I don't like certain rap music. Dr. Seuss is the best. Antoinette is right now singing to his song, and Rico is telling Phillip to "fight like a man." Rico, again brags and tells everyone, "I can beat up this kid with one highlighter." Rico is owning Phillip, again. Rico corrects me on what I wrote. It's 10:23, and I wrote this for one hour--one f*cking hour. Phillips attacks Rico with a pencil, and Rico says, "Man, not that!" Phillip laughs evilly, and waves his "stick" at Rico. He then asks if he could borrow a "shield," but then Gio says no. Rico hits Phillip in the dick twice. Gio is getting the fight more interesting, reading this blog post every single 10-minute kind of thing. Gio is owning Rico right now, whipping Rico with a ruler. Phillip, all of the sudden, says, "let the 2nd grader intervene." Rico hits Phillip with a pencil. "Oh my God! Oh.. my.. God!" Phillip bursted.

Grandma opens the door and tells us to stop doing that. Rico is mimicking her, which is kind of disrespectful, and says that they will continue to do it. Gio asks if the war is over. Guess what? Rico and Phillip says no, and Rico requested a more better war.

All of the sudden, some smurf music is being heard. Rico said the following:
"There's one thing about Smurfs: Smurfs suck. Smurfs suck. The story sucks. The village sucks. The movie sucks. The last thing about it sucks. Everything about it sucks. Smurfs suck. The Smurfs suck."

"Will you guys keep those comments to yourself?" Gayle asked. Rico then intervenes into the next phase of the war, shredding Phillip's skin. Gio wanted to help Phillip hit Rico, and Rico said not to interfere probably because he is too young. Some guy opens the door and asks for the location of the iPad. I throw a can at Rico. He hits me with a pencil, and I shove him to the ground. "Wait! I'm gonna fart!" Rico says. Phillip beats up Rico, once again recalling the fact about "shredding his skin." What a sad punishment for Rico. It probably hurts him, right?

Antoinette is continuing to do that stupid "woop" sound. Now she's reading it. Oh my God I hate it when everyone is surrounding me. Then Gayle places a fake bug and it scares the heck out of me. I swear to God--swear to God I thought is was real. Fail. I maybe need new glasses. Gayle says that the name of the fake bug was "Roggy." I picked up a can of filled soda, hoping to throw it on Antoinette for singing a song loudly, but it spilled, so I cleaned it up with a sheet of paper. Rico looks at Antoinette's device again. Smurfs is playing. Rico--

I'm just going to end this crap right now. Bye.