Red Encabo

Let's just add a little bit more to the crab party subject. As you can see, what you should know is that my brother and a friend (Rico & Phillip) are taking a fight to the next level.

It started when I asked Rico if I could use the computer, not play. Well, he said, "fine, you idiot" and left the computer. Luckily, he didn't do anything to hurt me. In the next ten or twenty minutes or so Rico and Phillip toppled themselves back the room, hitting themselves with "weapons."

From what we can tell, Rico is totally owning the f*ck out of Phillip, but Phillip kind of scares me. He acts as if he was hurt for real, but Rico knows. That makes, me wonder, why would I call this the Dimwit War? Anyways, Rico and Phillip are taking the fight, once again, to a whole new level. What Phillip is asking is if we can "intervene." Rico and Phillip are hitting each other with broken and screwed up towel tubes. What worth of a time.

From what I can hear now is that Phillip called Antoinette and Gayle "lazy." No one so far called me anything, and that's a fact. However, Gayle said, "boys can't hit girls," I guess is why they're not doing anything to "intervene" into this really stupid war.

Now Antoinette told everyone that I said a bad word, and no one cared. What worthless time spent.

Okay, I'm typing what's happening, and Phillip and Rico are hitting each other more and more. It gotten beyond violent to destructive. Well, that's too descriptive. Gayle is hiding herself from the closet. Antoinette is hearing music that I don't like. Music of today's need to change. Really.

"You two have an advantage," Phillip complained at Antoinette and Gayle. "We can't hit you guys."

They are talking about something else.

Rico called his weapon the "four-fingered weapon." Now he said, "Now it's working out." I guess he said that. The moment Rico hit Phillip in the penis, Phillip cried and complained. Phillip said that "Antoinette and Gale suck," and that "they're not helping him."

Still, both Antoinette and Gayle are talking about one stupid thing.

Phillip, complaining more, is saying that "it's not fair." The next thing you know Phillip said, "it's resting time, resting time." Rico says, "we need more of this 'stuff'." Rico, a couple of minutes later, acted perverted and showed me a rubber band reflecting a penis. It was super hilarious. Phillip asks later to the two girls if they would want more juice.

Phillip gets "neglected" and yells, "you suck!" Rico hits Phillip in the face, or balls, and Phillip complains again. He is angry and says, "I'm going to recharge. I'm gonna get a soda." Rico, he wanted to get for him, but NO, Phillip says, "Seriously, don't. I will personally hurt you if you do." Rico showed me how sweaty and smelly the two of them has become. Rico was sweating from his face, hands (palms), and underarms (also known as the armpits.) Rico realizes that he is beginning to smell like "the dog he is." Phillip returns with a pouch of juice.

"Are you ready?" Rico asks Phillip.
"No," Phillip answers.

Ending the Dimwit War....

I begin to show Rico and Phillip this post...
...but they react and hit me with a tube...
...so that means they are going to hit each other again...
...which also means it's not over.

Phillip yells, "Red, you suck!" and starts hitting Rico. Rico gets a pillow and tries defending himself with it, and gets hit in the balls. Phillip tells him to start defending himself. He then looks at the computer and gets mad at me. "You're writing all of this crap?" He yelled. He hits me with a stick. I started laughing, then choking a bit.

Rico hits Phillip in the balls, Phillip cries with excruciating pain. He looks at me again, hitting me again with the tube. After the second minute, he looks at me again, hitting my head. Rico hits Phillip in the leg (more accurately, balls) and yells, "MY LEG!" Antoinette and Gayle start laughing.

"Oh my gosh it worked!" Antoinette gasped, I guess.
"Yeah, this is girl stuff," Gayle said. "Just get into your boy business, okay?"

Rico starts looking at me and Rico and I start laughing like f*ck. Phillip gets up, bonks both of us in the head. He yells, "You suck! You freaking suck! You both suck!"

Antoinette and Gayle are yelling, "What's up, dog? What's up?" at the talking crap.

"Red," Rico says. "This is Phillip's site, not your site."
"No, this is my site," I assured.
"Oh."

Antoinette and Gayle are yelling, "What's up, dog? What's up?" at the talking crap. Okay, maybe I repeated that. Antoinette and Gayle start laughing, and started saying, "What's up, dog? What's up?"

"Dude," Rico faked complained. "I have ass cancer."
"Get a room you two!" Phillip yelled. He gets curious just like Curious George would, and started looking at the computer. "What the f*ck is this?" It says draft.
"Let us show you," I said.

He looks.

"Oh my God!" He yells. "You know what f*ck this I quit!" He leaves the room.
Phillip leaves the room, then returns with a rubber band. He hits me with it.

It didn't hurt.

He does it again.

He hits himself in the eye.

Fail.

Antoinette then wanders around and looks at this blog post. Phillip comes too, and whispers to me, "I will kill you."

"Oh my f*cking God!" Phillip yells. He slamms the rubber band on me.

"Can I pour this on you?" Antoinette says, holding the coke.
I don't think she can.

Rico starts laughing like a complete dumbass and so is everyone surrounding me. It was so funny, I was choking and drooling at the same time. Yeah, at the same time.

Rico all of the sudden chokes Phillip.

"Maybe you should close the door so adults won't see," Antoinette said.

"What are you doing, a blog?" Gayle said. She told me how to spell her name. Well, that's makes me a dumb boy to write this story.

"Too bad, we have to do everything all over again." Rico says.

Phillip throws some piece of crap and it hits the computer. We all start laughing.

Fail.

Antoinette throws something back at him, and it hits him.

Win.

Okay, she's laughing about this. Phillip is so angry, and he hits me again.

Now the war begins: between Rico, Phillip, Antoinette, and Gayle.

Gayle hits me with a tube.

It doesn't hurt.

"Okay this is so not cool," Gayle says, being hit.

Phillip was shivering like a coward, with Rico "defending" him. Then, Antoinette shows me what a penis would look like in a rubber band. Phillip is being held hostage by Rico, and so far, everyone is killing each other. I'm beginning to shiver writing this long special story. I know this will be golden.

Antoinette topples over the desk and laughs so hysterically. Now I think she's choking, and yells something like, "I'm a girl!" I don't know...

We're all acting like complete idiots, and Antoinette and Gayle screamed like the girls they are. The following dialogues were said: "Oh my God" and "Bless my mom."

"Why do you laugh like that?" Antoinette tells me. "And of course we are girls!" The laughing silenced, and it was so funny, I think we're all panting from it.

"A new baby is born!" Antoinette yells. "Awkward silences mean a gay baby is born!"
"Does that make any sense?" Gayle asked.

Now, it's boys vs. girls. The two girls were suffering so badly, they wanted to tell on their daddies. What a sad time to do that. Begging for mercy, and typing this story now at the same time, Rico and Phillip and beating the heck out of the girls. But then the girls striked back, defending themselves and attack with strength. You know what I'm beginning to think they're going to get in trouble for one: being loud, and two: being choatic. Gayle is suffering, I guess, and she's yelling, "Let me be! Let me be!" Wow. You know this is supposed to be small, but it becomes a long story with a cherry on top. A young boy I feel saddened for, for he was standing there, seeing the household war continue.

"Please! Please! Please! Please!" Gayle says. I think we're all suffering. Even myself, for I have to type all of this and fast at the same time. Speaking of the same time, Antoinette wiggled the mouse. Phillip, with Rico and Phillipp defenseless, yells, "Give us a defense, give us a shield."

"If you guys were boys and actually our friends," Rico said, "then we can beat the f*ck out of you."
"But we're girls," Gayle said. "You know what, I'm not going to be part of this, I'm calling 9-1-1..." The fight with lid covers are happening right now. As you can see, next, an adult opens the door. He says, "What are you doing here?"

"A little boy is typing something on the computer." Antoinette explained. Her dad told her to bring the tablet to him to get charged. All of the sudden, Phillip says, "We win! The boys win!"

Boys win. I guess it's over right?

Wrong!

Rico and Phillip are hitting each other. And Antoinette and Gayle disagree with the decision. "Boys win? Nuh-uh!" Then some young kid started reading the sentence before this one. When I was typing this, he yelled at me, saying, "Oh my God! What are you doing?"

Antoinette hits Rico and Phillip and slams them to the ground. It was, in my opinion, what they gotten for messing up her hair. RIco declares a sissy fight and slaps Antoinette. Then, Rico spanks Antoinette in the ass. Gayle said before that, "You know what, I'm not gonna be in any part of this..." The young boy reads the previous sentence again. Antoinette tells Rico that I typed "Rico spanks Antoinette in the ass." Antoinette, all of the sudden, says, "Santa is a bad influence. He swears for about three times, and he's a bad influence."

"Okay, let's go guys... am I gonna leave?" Gayle says. I'm always using the words said, says, told, etc.
"Blub blub blub uh blub blub blub--"
"I'm going to hide under the table," Gayle declares. "I'm in a safe place, I'm in a safe place..."
"Hi." Phillip says. Gayle screams. The young boy (yet I don't know his name) tells Phillip that I am writing about him. Then he complains again, "Oh my God!". The next thing I know Gayle tells me his name is Gio. So I should know it for now on.

It was so loud, even Ate Nida noticed the noise, she wondered and asked them, "What are you doing?"
"Hitting girls!" Rico says.
"Okay." Nida said, and closed the door. The next thing you know, she knocks the door. Of course, I'm using the same statements over and over again to make it more interesting. Gavin is introduced to the "family." Since he is really young, Gayle reminded us not to fight anymore. To end,-- oh wait, Gio is now reading this. He's laughing.. okay.. he's now repeating everything I typed. Please, for Pete's sakes, stop reading this. I will stop--okay now I look at him. And now he has stopped. Everyone are arguing on who won. Now, everyone quieted and focused on Gavin. He's a cute little boy; a precious little boy...

THE END

Just kidding. It's not. Why? Phillip said there is more to it than I think. They wanted Gavin out. Just wanted to. Rico slams Phillip with one hand, and Phillip falls. Rico says "hit ya' with one hand."

"He's gone now," Gio says. Antoinette everyone to be quiet, and hears the music anyways. She said it was her favorite song. It's rap. I don't like certain rap music. Dr. Seuss is the best. Antoinette is right now singing to his song, and Rico is telling Phillip to "fight like a man." Rico, again brags and tells everyone, "I can beat up this kid with one highlighter." Rico is owning Phillip, again. Rico corrects me on what I wrote. It's 10:23, and I wrote this for one hour--one f*cking hour. Phillips attacks Rico with a pencil, and Rico says, "Man, not that!" Phillip laughs evilly, and waves his "stick" at Rico. He then asks if he could borrow a "shield," but then Gio says no. Rico hits Phillip in the dick twice. Gio is getting the fight more interesting, reading this blog post every single 10-minute kind of thing. Gio is owning Rico right now, whipping Rico with a ruler. Phillip, all of the sudden, says, "let the 2nd grader intervene." Rico hits Phillip with a pencil. "Oh my God! Oh.. my.. God!" Phillip bursted.

Grandma opens the door and tells us to stop doing that. Rico is mimicking her, which is kind of disrespectful, and says that they will continue to do it. Gio asks if the war is over. Guess what? Rico and Phillip says no, and Rico requested a more better war.

All of the sudden, some smurf music is being heard. Rico said the following:
"There's one thing about Smurfs: Smurfs suck. Smurfs suck. The story sucks. The village sucks. The movie sucks. The last thing about it sucks. Everything about it sucks. Smurfs suck. The Smurfs suck."

"Will you guys keep those comments to yourself?" Gayle asked. Rico then intervenes into the next phase of the war, shredding Phillip's skin. Gio wanted to help Phillip hit Rico, and Rico said not to interfere probably because he is too young. Some guy opens the door and asks for the location of the iPad. I throw a can at Rico. He hits me with a pencil, and I shove him to the ground. "Wait! I'm gonna fart!" Rico says. Phillip beats up Rico, once again recalling the fact about "shredding his skin." What a sad punishment for Rico. It probably hurts him, right?

Antoinette is continuing to do that stupid "woop" sound. Now she's reading it. Oh my God I hate it when everyone is surrounding me. Then Gayle places a fake bug and it scares the heck out of me. I swear to God--swear to God I thought is was real. Fail. I maybe need new glasses. Gayle says that the name of the fake bug was "Roggy." I picked up a can of filled soda, hoping to throw it on Antoinette for singing a song loudly, but it spilled, so I cleaned it up with a sheet of paper. Rico looks at Antoinette's device again. Smurfs is playing. Rico--

I'm just going to end this crap right now. Bye.