Red Encabo

Here is another story about reality featuring my best friends Creepster and Aceofshadows, plus my brother, Rico, or Ultimate9011. So far Creepster and Aceofshadows are arguing about jobs in MySims Freeplay on the iPad. Okay... what else? Now Creepster and Aceofshadows is laughing, and now... Aceofshadows is choking. Aceofshadows is looking at what I am typing. Creepster said to Rico that "Amanda better not be in band or else." So far, Creepster is playing the iPad, Aceofshadows is drinking, and Rico is pacing about. Aceofshadows requested Creepster to become an athlete.

Creepster, said that he will be playing some simple stuff in his band. But why would I tell you where and what his school is? Aceofshadows wants Rico to play the saxophone. Rico answers back, "You then owe me 4 million bucks."

"You can be a firefighter, artist, and politician," Creepster said about jobs in his game.
"All of those jobs are lame," Ultimate9011 replied.
"Your town's now ain't worth crap," Aceofshadows said.
"What?" I questioned.
"Your town's now ain't worth crap," Aceofshadows repeatingly said. Continuing to play MySims with Creepster and Rico, Aceofshadows decided to become a politician.

"Stop!" Creepster complained, with Aceofshadows breathing hardly.
"Rico thinks he has bragging rights all because his initials are RAGE," Robert said.
"Suck my anus," Rico said. "Lick my anus... lickbutt."

Robert looks at the computer and then says, "Red, you're typing all of this?"
"Let's mess everything up!" Aceofshadows declared, typing random letters. "Deedlywersdfahdfashfaksfhdajkf!" He started making retarded noises. Stephen is saying to me now that "This site is good, for stalkers!" Now he cheers about this statement. "Yeah!"

"By the way," Aceofshadows said. "Check out Shadow Infinite, I added new photos." I'm glad he's back on working on the site.

"Rico, you're an athlete," Aceofshadows says, laughing. "You're an athlete! You're an athlete!" Ace grabs Rico's piece of crap worksheet on Social Studies. Aceofshadows decided to be a know-it all and said it up Rico's face. Now, they begin to argue about the times when the United States began to form.

"They did not come here for gold," Aceofshadows assured. "They came here for freedom..." He started and continued to ask questions about America, in a moronic way. He suddenly looks at the computer after Robert told him to look to see what I typed. I was typing his real name before it published, and Ace hit my arm with his fist.

"Hey Red," Creepster said. "What would you like to name your character?"
"Bob Bobbinson," I said.
"What a stupid name... okay... then what would you like to have for a personality? Geek? Rocker?"
"Geek," I answered.
"Okay," Creep told me. "What a geek..."

Ace was enraged of the fact that all of the answers are wrong. However, Creepster said that Aceofshadows is just being like that to be funny, but he's being stupid. I think I would have to agree. Another dimwit war happens: Aceofshadows confiscates the iPad from Creepster and runs like a maniac. He returns to the bedroom, and ends up in the bed. "Ohh!" He said with relaxation. "Ohh! My muscles are stretching." Rico is laughing like a moron. Aceofshadows tells Rico about the swimming classes and Creepster interrupts him, saying, "No, no, you're a faggot. No, no." Ace says, "I can swim faster than him," and whispers to Rico. Creepster comes to me and asks if the dressing is acceptable. I said, "Fine, whatever..." Creepster said, "I chose these pants because I know how you act gay sometimes, so I decided choosing this pants so everyone can see the weiner. Oh! You can see his butt! Ugh!"

"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, penis, dick, dick, dick, penis, dick..." Ace whispered.
"You know what **** is?" Rico asked.
"Yeah," Aceofshadows answered. "You know what ****** cartoons are?"
"Yeah!" Rico said.
"Wanna see?" Ace said. "Hey Red, let me control the mouse." He took power of the mouse and searched up on Google, bleepy derpy derp. You shouldn't know. Creepster wanted to look, too, and Rico said for him to see it, too. When we all looked at pictures of it, and Rico says, "I love it now."

Aceofshadows then decided searching for blue waffle, and it just shows pictures of blue waffles.
I didn't know or get what he meant searching that up, but then I got it: blue waffles are just well, blue waffles. I don't know what's up, but they want to find ---------------------------------------. Sorry about the censorship, what I was meaning to say was that they wanted to find -----------------------------------.

"Let's go!" an adult said. There is no way I'm going to tell you her name.
*FART*
"Let us go!" she yelled. "Let's go. Now."

One beautiful story ended with a boring, well, just boring. Ace jumps--

Rico wants a turn and now I have to turn it over. Bye! Hyuck!